Shown above: Professor Eddie Evo's dawg, Rott.

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Special thanks to the following Evos who meow meow loaned us their woof woof pets to suppliment this article hiss hiss: (In order of appearance) Eddie, Jay, Coops, Andrew, Tyler, Animal, Ofo, Benny, David, Masta James, Dane, Nickolas, Paul-O, Murph, Bobby, Cody C, Andrew, Vashten, and Josh. Also thanks to Evo Andrew's dad for letting us use his dog painting for the background image.