ESH IT UP
08.29.08
Evolution Stops Here has secured a venue and a date for its first ever fashion show, Eshtacy. On September 20th come out and see our top Esh Models tear up the runway in Louisville's hottest nightclub, FuZion Night Club. Details to come. Esh is still looking for new models so contact me if you're interested.
01.29.08
Ok ok ok. Yes, I know there hasn't been too many updates to the site in months. But don't worry I have been workin on redesigning the site. How do you like the homepage? Lots of great things in the works. Come see us vend on Saturday, the 29th of March, at Hook N Shoot presented by BodogFIGHT (Evansville Coliseum, 300 Court St @ 7:30). For more info on Hook N Shoot and ticket sales go to fightworld.com. This is gonna be a great fight because you get to see two Evos, Evo Dex and Evo Cotto, try to kill each other. Oh yeah, and we got a sick fashion show in April. I've been busy!
12.14.07
Evo Matt Zehr wins a contest and gets to be a top friend in Gibson Guitar's myspace. Cool.
09.25.07
Come see us vend this Saturday, the 29th, at Hook N Shoot presented by BodogFIGHT (Evansville Coliseum, 300 Court St @ 7:30). For more info on Hook N Shoot and ticket sales go to fightworld.com. This time we go all black by selling our most popular designs on black tees and there will be plenty of black beaters for the ladies too. Check out the merch for this venue. We'll see you there.
09.16.07
ESH LIFE, our new ezine is in the works. The teaser is now up.
09.04.07
ALLIANCE now in bright white hoodies.
08.19.07
Check out our new splash page. Haha. I guess you already saw it if you got to this page. This whole summer I've been taking pro quality pics for the site. So we are ready to upgrade pretty soon. I also updated the CLOTHING and BUCKWILD page.
07.14.07
Interview: THE NEXT JAMES DEAN.
07.04.07
Evolution Stops Here will be vending at Drakefest by MidWasted Productions on July 14th at Hill Haven in Jasper, Indiana. All Esh gear will be sold at 25% off. Expect new designs and reprints of classics. Also playing is THE NEXT JAMES DEAN, an Evansville band sponsored by Esh.
06.18.07
Take a look at ALLIANCE, Esh's mob mentality/gangsta shirt. ALLIANCE releases at Drakefest takin place July 14th in Jasper, Indiana.
05.20.07
Evansville band, THE NEXT JAMES DEAN, announced as Esh's official headlining band.
05.19.07
DREAM WARRIOR reprinted. Teaser pic in the Clothing Collection section.
05.05.07
Added ESH LIFE article, HELLBOUND TO LOVE: MASQUERADE OF THE EVO-GOTH and HOW WE DO article, EVOHAWK: THE ESH MOHAWK. New THERMALS added.
04.22.07
I held out a month to update the site. I used the last four weeks to collect all existing Esh files and put them in order. Let the regular updates begin! 4 new instructional articles added the HOW WE DO section: STOP, DROP, AND EVO: AN ESH GUIDE TO FIRE SAFETY | Rasie Hell the safe way with the Evos of Ventura County, THE ESHENSION: MOUNTAINEERING VIRGINIA | This summer up your cardio, burn some fat, and hit the mountains, DESCENT INTO THE UNDERWORLD: AN ESH SPELUNKING ADVENTURE | Explore caves the fun and safe amature way, and ESH OUT A RIPPIN PHASE | Get shredded for summer.
03.19.07
Word of the wise from the Ire, 101 IR-ESH PROVERBS, now up in the Esh Life section.
03.17.07
Happy St. Patricks Day! While your having your green beer and corned beef enjoy the following updates.Preview the full DRINK & FIGHT COLLECTION. See Evo Kelan's Evo Ir-esh Pride in KISS ME, I'M EVO. Three new vids uploaded: TREASER RACE, IRISH DORM BRAWL, and BOSTON PHONE BOOK RIPPAGE.
03.09.07
Preview of DRINK & FIGHT, Esh's first Irish Catholic/Celtic Warrior shirt. Also check out our first full fitness article, BULK UP WITH CELTIC STEAKS by body building champ Bryan J.
03.04.07
Preview the HELLRAISER collection.
02.18.07
ESH ACADEMY and the ESH ACADEMY added to the Clothing section. HELLRAISER teaser pic posted on the Clothing Collection section. MASTERS OF THE EVO BEASTS updated.
02.04.07
The first Esh Life article MASTERS OF THE EVO BEASTS posted. New INTERVIEW section updated. THE ESH LIFE is our new life-style section. HOW WE DO is our 'how-to section'. Be on the look out for regular articles makin us an official ezine.
01.21.07
Introducing new ESH LOGO THERMALS. Also, please welcome back Biff. He arrived from Iraq a couple days ago.
01.14.07
101 WAYS TO ROCK THE ESH OUT posted to introduce Esh's new line of headgear.
01.07.07
YEAR OF THE EVO by Benny The Genetic Freak posted.
01.06.07
JOHNNY TATE ESPISODE 2, VENTURA COUNTY SAMPLER 1, and NICKOLAS GOES BUCKWILD added to the Video section.
12.20.06
Our first commentary, MERRY ESHMAS by Benny The Genetic Freak added.
12.14.06
CHARACTER VERSES INTEGRITY updated in Clothing section. Drawn Out page updated for the Evo Artists.
12.11.06
Warriors page added for the Evo Athletes.
12.02.06
INSTITUTIONALIZED teaser pic added to the Clothing section.
11.29.06
Do you like our new Splash page?
11.08.06
WELCOME BACK LUFF, INTRO VENTURA COUNTY, and INTRO EVO FU TRIXTER added to the Video section.
11.05.06
CHARACTER VERSES INTEGRITY released in the Clothing section.
10.31.06
FOOTBALL FREEZY 2, TRIPOD PEPPER SPRAY, and BACKFLIP TUTORIAL added to the Video section.
10.29.06
Two new sections added. Pathfinders added to rep the Evo crews. Drawn Out, added for the Evo artists!
10.25.06
I am back from China. Gonna make some updates!
10.05.06
CHARACTER VERSES INTEGRITY announced in the Clothing section. And I am gone to China. No updates until October 22.
10.02.06
12 new vids added to the Video section. includes two new ESH commercials: ESH INCREASES YOUR BENCH, and HOW REDS SHUT FRIDGES. And for your own evo veiwing pleasure watch THIS IS TRIPOD, MURPH'S PORT A POTTY, MURPH'S THORNY BUSH, MURPH'S BIG BUSH, JACKESH INTRO, GET WELL SOON BRANDON, NICK'S DEMO, BRANDON VS AK PART 1, BRANDON VS AK PART 2, and A QUICKIE FROM MATT MILES.
09.30.06
9 new vids added to the Video section. Introducing our new evo breaker, traucer, tricker, humorist, overall badass, Livewire: LIVEWIRE SAMPLER 1, and RUBIX FOOLIO. And after 6 months of figuring s**t out we got Randlee with RANDLEE FIRECRACKERS 1, RANDLEE FIRECRACKERS 2, and RANDLEE'S RED EYE. Also check out some Evo veterans: Smash Some Stuff's SMASH MY PSP, Shoalin Justin's SHOALIN JUSTIN'S INSTRUCTIONS, B.O.B.B.Y.'S B.O.B.B.Y. ON DA DRUMS, and Waller's WALLER WINS.
09.29.06
NEXT SUPERSTAR tshirt reprinted and it's images are updated. Available now in the Clothing section. New section mentioned on the Home page.
09.27.06
STEPHEN'S INTRO PART 1, STEPHEN'S INTRO PART 2, and DEREK TRAININ CHRIS added to the Video section.
09.24.06
FOOTBALL FREEZY, FINAL COUNTDOWN, CRASH'S SAMPLER, ANDRE'S INTRO, EF YOU SONG, and TRIPOD TRIVECTA added to the Video section.
09.19.06
TIM D'S INTRO, RICHARD TAKES A BUMP, WERE THE CHOKEOUTS REAL?, CRASH'S POLE CLIMB, CRASH & HIS FLAMMIN SWORD, and NO FEAR FOR B.O.B.B.Y. added to the Video section.
09.18.06
'Homies' section has been renamed to 'Evos'. 69 new evos added to the Evos section. Our numbers are growning.
09.13.06
This week we celebrate the 6 month anniversary of Evolution Stops Here. The official start date of ESH is March 11th when we posted our first interview, 'A Jersey Boy Will Surive' with Matt Miles in the Interview section. That's when we became both a clothin brand and an e-zine. To celebrate I updated the About section with all the shit we learned about ourselves within the last six months. Whoot whoot. Mad love.
09.09.06
DANCING WITH JOHNNY C, ROCKPANTS SAMPLER, and BUGGY B.O.B.B.Y. added to the Video section.
08.29.06
WHY DO THEY CALL YOU CRASH?, STEPHAN GETS JACKED, TRIPOD BUSHES, MIKE FRONTS U-NETA 33, BUCK GOES WILD, and 3 STORY CLIFF JUMPING added to the Video section.
08.25.06
JON'S 1ST EVO TRICKING SAMPLER, JUSTIN BREAKS LEG, and TRIPOD HEADBUTT added to the Video section.
08.20.06
Introducing Stephan, ESH's new lax brotha: STEPHAN LAX INTRO, STEPHAN ROADHOUSIN, and STEPHAN MESSIN WIT DRUNKS added to the Video section. Also check out: BODOM SHADOWS SAMPLER, JOSH KO BROTHER, and JOSH SPEED BAGGIN.
08.19.06
Introducing Adam creator of the ruckus vids: DESTROY WALL UNIT, TAKE A BIKE AND CRUSH IT, and MATRESS SURFIN added to the Video section.
08.13.06
New NEXT SUPERSTAR beaters available now in the Clothing section.
08.12.06
Introducing Shadow the adventurer: ANDREW'S CHOKE OUTS, ANDREW'S WEGO COMP, and ANDREW'S LAKE COMP added to the Video section.
08.10.06
Here it is; an all Tripod update: TRIPOD 100 MPH, TRIPOD HAZZIN, and TRIPOD DOUBLE BONGS added to the Video section.
08.08.06
More nutty vids of the random-most kind: TRIPOD PAINTBALL PART 1, TRIPOD PAINTBALL PART 2, TRIPOD GETS UNCONVENTIONAL, ENGELWOOD FLIPS IT, TRON SO CORNY, and JON NEASE PREVIEW added to the Video section.
08.07.06
Check out these three new Evo-style workout vids: TRIPOD PARK WORKOUT, B.O.B.B.Y. FREERUNNING, and JOSH CARDIO LESSON added to the Video section. It's clean haha.
08.06.06
EVOLUTION STOPS HERE: THE OFFICIAL LOGO shirt has been added to the Clothing section.I'll be returning to Indiana in four weeks to get back to our regular weekly updates.
07.18.06
EVOLUTION STOPS HERE: THE OFFICIAL LOGO shirt has been announced in the Clothing section with a release date of 22 JULY 2006.
07.16.06
Summer just gets beda with nine new vids ANIMAL TRAININ, TAZZ SAMPLER, ENGELWOOD UP TO NO GOOD, ANDREW'S BUCKWILD CHOKEOUT, JOSH CRASHIN, WEIRD SCIENCE, TY MOVIN ON UP, SMASH MY PS2, and SMASH MY TV added to the Video section. Four new interview previews for backyard wrestler Fredrick The Great, MMA champ Darkman Doug, entertainer/jocker B.o.b.b.y., and real life ninja Chris Ogden in the Interview section.
07.11.06
Two new interview previews for motorcross killa, Jack '27' Waller, and Gung Fu killa, Dane Cumella, in the Interview section.
07.10.06
Get swole with Tyler in his three new workout vids ALTERING A MEDIUM, TY BOXIN 2, and TYLER'S PARK WORKOUT added to the Video section. New evos, Dave and Rusty of Marathon, Texas, contribute some kickass pics to the BUCKWILD collection.
07.09.06
It began March 13th, 2006 and now it has arrived. Johnny C's complete interview is up in Interview section. In honor of mah first Pennsville brotha i have mega posted 9 new videos all by Johnny C Productions. Check em out in the Video section.
07.08.06
XL gray athletic stretch tanks added to the BUCKWILD collection.
07.06.06
New preview images for two champions: Eric 'The Hitman' Hutchinson and Ricardo 'Animal' Migliarese posted in the Interview section.
07.05.06
Our buckwild summer continues with TY BOXIN, TRON'S STUNT, and KOVACHIO 'S BLUE NAIL BEND added to the Video section.
07.04.06
Happy Fourth y'all. We are bringin some all time great American traditions: drinking, wrestling, and trailer trashin. DUSTIN DOWNS 13 SHOTS, AWF LADDER MATCH, MARV OH PISSED added to the Video section. Also see our new myspace Independence Day layout created by Asa and modeled by Asa.
07.03.06
The NEXT SUPERSTAR page has been totally revamped. Special edition 'rock climbing' back print tshirts added to the BUCKWILD collection. For more gear see the Clothing section.
07.02.06
All Tripod upadate. DUSTIN DOWNS 12 SHOTS, MATT & DUSTIN AT WARP TOUR, RICHARD TAKES A LIGHT TUBE added to the Video section.
07.01.06
A new month, three new vids: newcomer Dustin of his crew, Tripod, contributes DUSTIN DOWNS 10 SHOTS, newcomer Fedrick the Great of AWF contributes AWF INTRO, and pull up masta Tyler contributes TYLER'S 90LB PULLUPS added to the Video section.
06.29.06
Haha. Check out the cameo our Dream Warrior shirt got on XBOX 360 news. Mad love to the guys of Smash Some Stuff. "i bet a 360 with R Kelly urine all over it would sell well on ebay."
06.27.06
Athletic stretch tanks added to the BUCKWILD collection. For more gear see the Clothing section.
06.25.06
Revamp to the Home section. Is it easier to navigate? Probably not.
06.24.06
Evolution Stops Here has been recently featured in ILOVEYOURTSHIRT (a webiste that centralizes and collects relevant informations closely linked to the t-shirtworld). Click on 'blog' and scroll down to 'Evolution Stops Here June 22nd, 2006'. Leave a comment for dem haters.
06.22.06
A preview for what's to come on the Suicide Bombers section has been added.
06.21.06
New preview images for Alex Goose, hip-hop producer, and Tazz Hernandez, pro-qualifying BMXer, posted in the Interview section.
06.17.06
Evo goes buckwild in 9 new videos. Our original web series, 'Luff Enuff' is back with two new installments (WHERE'S LUFF and I'M MARV I'M PISSED OFF) and a new character joins the cast, Marv, played by Zman. Special guest Jordan from Smash Some Stuff contributes his own Evo commercial, IT LOOKS KICK ASS. Also check out Colt's COLT'S OBSTACLE and COLT'S HAMSTER, Shaolin Justin's HOME PARKOUR and SHAOLIN JUSTIN STAFF WORK, Tyler's RUNNIN MAN PULL UPS, and Angelo's very own editing creation, POSSUM BASHIN.
06.15.06
New preview images for Asa and Michael Lanphear and an updated image for Ryan Mintz posted in the Interview section.
06.12.06
BUCKWILD is released. It has been added to the Clothing section.
06.10.06
Oh mah goodness, 6 new vids in the Video section? Haha--it's a laugh attack; put on your itzagas mask--they gotz to be funny: ANGELROCK AT TARGET, JORDAN KICKS BRANDON'S ASS, ZMAN MICHAELS, RYAN IS JACKED, BRANDON LOVES ANATOR P70, and ANGELO IS TOO SKEPTICAL.
06.09.06
Added CODY & DEX EATIN OUT, KEITH TORTURE, and newcomer Tyler's TYLER PULL UPS to the Video section. New links for Lord Tony, and Wing Chick added to Links page.
06.06.06
Check the makeover to our myspace page. Thanks Asa for hookin this up.
06.04.06
Much anticipated Lord Tony interview has be posted in Interview section. Lord Tony's LORD TONY BREAKS THINGS: EPISODE 3, Jasmine's JASMINARENA, and Zander Hale III's ZANDER IS THE ONE added to the Video section.
06.03.06
Four awesome vids from Colt's HERE'S COLT, Johhny C Productions' DA SEDUCER, Smash Some Stuff's SSS 360, and Zander Hale III's working version of THE MACHETE ACCIDENT added to the Video section.
05.25.06
"We remember with compassion those who have died serving their countries in the futility of combat." I'll be out for a few days; goin to DC to check out my hometown this Memorial Day Weekend. Gonna pay my respects at Arlington Cemetery and the Vietnam Memorial. I want you all to wish Xavier good luck as he leaves for Basic tomorrow. I love you bro, the Army will str8en you out, haha.
05.22.06
Added a couple Shaolin Justin parkour kung fu vids and a vid of Ethan rippin a phone book in half. View em in the Video section.
05.21.06
Shaolin Justin's interview has be posted in Interview section.
05.17.06
Preview update pics of Cody Ogden added to the Interview and Homies section.
05.12.06
Preview pic of Ryan Mintz added to the Interview section.
05.07.06
'Next Superstar' light blue shirts added to the Clothing section. Homies section has been fully revamped.
05.05.06
Feliz cumpleaños for soon-to-be Pathfinder, Colt. 17 on Cinco De Mayo. Preview pic in the Interview section.
04.30.06
Six vids from Johhny C Productions, Jonathan N, Smash Some Stuff, DD3B, and the Bodom Shadows team added to the Video section.
04.22.06
Teaser pics of mashalrts, Shaolin Justin, and tough boy, Lord Tony, added to the Interview section.
04.18.06
Three vids added to the Video section: Previews for Julian (Infinite Boundaries), Ethan aka 'The Wolf', and Lord Tony. Their interviews comin soon.
04.09.06
'Next Superstar' long sleeved thermals added to the Clothing section. Four awesome vids from Angelrock, Johhny C productions, and Zander Hale III added to the Video section.
04.08.06
Mr. Ultraviolence of EBW has finally been put up in the Interview section. Also check out bboy Julian's teaser pic on there.
04.02.06
Be warned. A coup by S.T.A.T., Sistas Taking All Territories, starts here in May.
03.28.06
'Alot Deuces' from Johnny C Productions has been added to the Video section.
03.27.06
'Cracked Out Bitch' added to Video section.
03.26.06
2 new Next Superstar beaters and 2 new Luff Enuff hats added to Clothing section. A couple teaser pics added to the Interview section.
03.19.06
3 vids added to Video section. Includes Brandon burning out his tris again and a Matt Miles one-arm pushup exclusive.
03.15.06
6 vids by Matt Miles added to Video section.
03.11.06
Check out Matt Miles in 'A Jersey Boy Will Surive', in the Interview section. Hey, and the Ethan Wolf teaser pic has been added to the interview section too.
03.04.06
Three new Next Superstar beaters added to Clothing section. 'Brandon's Burnout' added to Video section.
03.02.06
New vid, 'Masta Miles Takes a Bump' in Video section. This is a messed up file so try downloading it instead of viewing it in your browser. Cody will fix it up at some point. Watch out for the Matt Miles interview in a few days.
02.25.06
New layout on the Home section. Dream Warrior red ink and black shirt added to Clothing section.
02.22.06
Cody turns 18. Let's hope he grows out the fro this year.
02.21.06
Teasers for EBW, Matt Miles, Angelrock, Jasime & Jarod, Jens Petterson, and Juji added to the Interview section.
02.19.06
Meet the dudes of smashsomestuff.com, a reality site all about destruction entertainment, in the Interview section. Interesting in selling Intelligent Designer at your store? Take a look at the updated Vendor and Commission sections.
02.14.06
Happy Valentine's Day. Yeah, I'm spending my v-day updating this site. Cody's vid 'Looking For Something To Screw' added to the Videos section.
02.07.06
New shirt released. 'The Next Superstar' available in 2 different colored tshirts, hoodies, and girl's tops. See details in Clothing section.
02.02.06
7 vids added to the Videos section. Includes a Luff Enuff teaser and 6 other "commercials". Today Ang was mixing up custom ink colors for the new shirts coming out this weekend.
01.28.06
Cody Cannon updates his film website. Episodes of Luff Enuff are in production.
01.21.06
Intelligent Designer site opens to the public. Angelrock, ChrissyJ, Jasmine, Mistra Alissa, The Rules Robot, and Craftmasta Rudy sign on as advice columnist for the Pathfinders section.
01.20.06
Reviews for 'Cody Cannon's Self-Portrait', '24 Day 5, 7am-8am', 'Last Stand DVD', and 'Unikey Adrenal Formula' posted in the Tasters Choice section. Our reviews are written in the ancient eastern tradition of the 'Rap Haiku'.
01.19.06
Pilot episode of Luff Enuff added to the Videos section. This reality web series investigates the life of a young man in Southern Indiana. "This touching and pretty gay series will warm your heart as Luff deals with the hard issues of date rape, eating disorders, jihad extremists, steroid usage and male prostitution."
01.17.06
The first collection of hommies has been added to the Homies section. Make sure you send us your pics wearing the Intelligent Designer gear.
01.15.06
Get up close and personal with our latest shirt, "Dream Warrior." We have sold out on the first print run. Working on the second print run right now, so be sure to email us to pre-order.
01.14.06
We're looking to recruit some new blood for our promotion crew, The Suicide Bombers. So far we got some stickers (which are sold out, but reprinting soon), and we are working on banners, desktop wall paper, buddy icons and button links for some fun downloads.
01.13.06
Friday the 13th. Luff leaves me this voice mail, "Consarn, skedaddled heapin' tar been weren't pigs him, hogjowls broke, pot shootin' rockinchair. Grandma up fat snakeoil cipherin', cowpoke shiney burnin' gimmie highway stinky hootch, liniment jest jiggly."
01.12.06
The Intelligent Designer skeleton site goes live. Cool write ups for the site's badasses, Angelo Lagdameo and Cody Cannon in the About section.