"Well, i live in Haddon Heights NJ. It's a pretty small town where nothing too exciting happens, aside from the time a transvestite had a shoot-out with some cops a few blocks from my house." -- Matt Miles

Matt R.I.C.E.ing it after he luffs one after an aerial flip. Thanks and sorry Matt.

"Some people will tell me im big but i never really consider myself so." --Matt Miles

Matt Miles sportin the Next Superstar sweatshirt.

Matt Miles as 'Newstand Boy'.

Matt Miles as 'The Thriller'.

Matt Miles as 'Double Dare Contestant'.

MATT MILES TAKES A BUMP (video)
Watch Matt Miles jump onto his roof, flips off just to do more flips. What a Jersey warrior.

MATT MILES BUSTS OUT 'FOR ELISE' (video)
After quitting piano when he was like three, Matt just picks it back up again.

MATT MILES HANDSTAND (video)
What does a badass do with a couple steel chairs?

MATT MILES LEVITATES A PRETZEL (video)
This is unexplainable. You'll watch this video a 100 times and still never figure it out.

MATT MILES LUFFS HIS SHOULDER (video)
Alright so you wondered why Matt Miles has that a packet of ice on his shoulder. This is why. Poor guy.

MATT MILES UNICYCLES (video)
You'll kinda wish that you were there to poke a stick in his wheel.

Matt Miles, age 7, flippin it old school. Notice how he has already torn up that couch.

Barely old enough to read, Matt Miles is already getting the big medals and huge certificates.

Matt Miles in middle school. Notice that this is his look of concentration and determination when he's doing something badass. We'll call it the 'Miles Look'.

"Jump! Jump! The Mac Dad will make you Jump! Jump! The Daddy Mac will make you Jump! Jump!" --Kriss Kross

Fun for One: Matt Miles, 17, of Haddon Heights rides his unicycle down Wynnefield Avenue earlier in the week. (Al Schell/Courier-Post)

There goes the "Miles Look". Matt Miles wrestling at 135lbs as a high school senior. Haha, he's schooling this dude.

With a few of his play things. That's what i'm missing in my living room, an effen mace.

"The thing that pisses me off the most is cockiness and people who think there better then other people... Why can't they just have fun like a normal person." --Matt Miles

All wrestling illustrations by Matt Miles at age 10.