"...I had moved in and thrown what I can only call the most powerful punch I have ever thrown right into his solar plexus. The fight was over, and this black belt show off was on his knees in front of the (120 pound at the time) Lord Tony." Photo by Johnathan Sims.

"I try to follow the example of Jesus, and I like breaking things, fighting, and large boobs. God is the reason I am not dead by now after all the reckless stunts I have pulled."

Behind the scenes of Lord Tony Breaks Things: Episode 3. Photos by Johnathan Sims.

"Fake sword in the air. Start um' young and look what happens." --Lord Tony

"I have been doing that cape thing for a while now." --Lord Tony

"14 and a few of my girls (just a few of them)." --Lord Tony

"Me being a pirate with a hook hand in a short sleeve shirt. I was so awesome." --Lord Tony
"My 16th birthday about to break a pinata open with my katana. I never pass on a chance to use that thing." --Lord Tony

Lord Tony Breaks Things: Episode 3

'The Making of Lord Tony Breaks Things: Episode 3' coming soon.

Why are you badass? Lord Tony answers the age old evolutionist question.